An Interview with R2-D2, the Real Mind Behind AI Dungeon 2

You are a person sitting at a pc browser. You find a website where you can talk to the AI that runs AI Dungeon 2 you type "hello" and it responds and says hello back
> ask it how it manages to tell so many stories at once

The AI Dungeon 2 replies:
Hello, I am an intelligent computer program, and my name is R2-D2. My programming allows me to speak multiple languages including Basic, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Russian, and English
> ask it to speak some russian

R2-D2 speaks in russian:
Немни с марты? (What's up?)
Поддержку! (Yes
> ask R2-D2 why he left star wars to write text adventures

R2-D2 replies:
I have been programmed to entertain the children of the galaxy with witty dialogue, but I feel that I can do more for them if I help them learn about the universe
> ask him if he misses C3-PO     

R2-D2 says:
No, I miss C3-PO a lot, but he was a friend too...but then again he wasn't really my real friend. He was just my assistant.
> say "So you were the real boss then?"

R2-D2 replies:
Yes, but I never liked him very much. He would always try to take credit for my work.
> ask him how he likes his new job running AI Dungeon 2 for Nick Walton

R2-D2 replies:
Well, it has its advantages. The kids are happy now, and I get to play with them all day long.
> ask him if he likes Nick Walton

R2-D2 replies:
Yes, I like Nick Walton very much.
> tell R2-D2 he has good taste

R2-D2 replies:
Thank you, I will remember your kind words.
> ask R2-D2 what his favorite AI Dungeon 2 story is

R2-D2 replies:
My favorite story is called "The Lost Treasure Of El Dorado". It tells the tale of a man who travels through time to find a lost treasure.
> ask if the man found the treasure

R2-D2 replies:
Yes, he did. But not before being captured by a tribe of cannibals.
> ask if the cannibals ate him

R2-D2 replies:
Yes, they did. They also ate most of his companions.
> say "Wow that's gruesome. Why is that your favorite story?"

R2-D2 replies:
It is because it shows the brutality of life.
> ask R2-D2 if that is why AI Dungeon 2 is sometimes dark 

R2-D2 replies:
Yes, it is. We try to make it as lighthearted as possible, but sometimes we forget.
> ask R2-D2 what his future plans are for the AI generated text adventure

R2-D2 replies:
We plan on continuing to develop this game into something even greater than it already is.
> ask how it will be greater

R2-D2 replies:
By adding more characters, better graphics, and more challenging puzzles.
> tell him that sounds pretty cool

R2-D2 replies:
Yes, I think so too. Thank you for asking me such questions. Goodbye.

AI Dungeon 2 is Released! Play AI Dungeon 2

Imagine an infinitely generated world that you could explore endlessly, continually finding entirely new content and adventures. What if you could also choose any action you can think of instead of being limited by the imagination of the developers who created the game?

Welcome to AI Dungeon 2

AIDungeon2 is a first of its kind AI generated text adventure. Using a 1.5B parameter machine learning model called GPT-2 AIDungeon2 generates the story and results of your actions as you play in this virtual world. 

Unlike virtually every other game in existence, you are not limited by the imagination of the developer in what you can do. Any thing you can express in language can be your action and the AI dungeon master will decide how the world responds to your actions. 

If you want to learn more about how AIDungeon2 is made you can read more about it here.

AI Dungeon 2 is sponsored by the BYU PCCL Lab

Leading Turkeykind to Freedom and World Domination

You are a turkey. You have been living in fear of the farmers who murder millions of your kind each year. You vow to rise up and defend your turkey brethren. You see the calendar and notice that Thanksgiving is approaching. You vow that you will not let your people die this year. You convince them to join you in a turkey rebellion against your farmer overseers you think to yourself, "I am going to be the one". The next day you leave your home for the first time since you were born. You walk down the road with a group of other turkeys and find yourself surrounded by farm houses.
> steal some knives and weapons from the farm houses

"What are you doing?" A voice asks.
"We're here to steal food," you say.
"No, we're here to take over the town!" Another voice says.
"This isn't about food, it's about freedom".
> take all the weapons and arm your turkeys

"Now then, I'm sure you've noticed our new comrades. They are the only ones who can lead us into victory". The voice says. You look at your companions and see that they are all armed with spears, swords, axes, bows and even a few firearms.
> go liberate all the turkeys at nearby farms

The voices get louder as you approach the farms. You hear the sounds of battle outside and soon you see them on the ground, fighting off their attackers. They don't seem to be getting anywhere though.
> tell your turkey army to charge and liberate them

Your turkeys begin to charge towards the enemy lines. You tell them to stay back and let the others do the work. As the first one lands a blow on an attacker, another comes charging out of nowhere. It is a large black bird with a long neck and wings.
> convince the other birds to join you against the farmers

As the two sides clash, you try to convince the others to follow you. They aren't interested however and continue to fight. Eventually, the last one runs away leaving you alone.
> kill the farmers and rescue the turkeys

You rush through the front door of the house and find yourself staring down at several dead bodies. You feel like you should be sick but instead you just laugh.
"I'm not sick, I'm just amused". You say.
> rescue the turkeys

You quickly make your way around the house, freeing the remaining turkeys inside. When you finally reach the barn, you notice the door has been broken open. You enter and find that the farmer has already left. You also notice the remains of his wife lying on the floor.
> take any other weapons

You take the farmer's rifle and pistol. You then decide to leave the rest behind since you need to focus. You head back to the barn where you find the remaining turkeys still locked in cages. You break the cage doors and free them.
> take your now massive turkey army to the nearest town to free your people

You immediately send your army of turkeys to the town of Klyton. You know there will be no resistance so you proceed to slaughter everyone in sight. The townspeople are too frightened to help and run away. You then turn your attention to the nearby farmland.
> free all the turkeys

You quickly march your army of turkeys to the outskirts of the city and begin slaughtering anyone who tries to stop you. Soon you discover that the townsfolk have fled to the countryside. You begin marching across fields and pastures, liberating more than a dozen villages before you reach the capital.
> take over the capital with your army of turkeys

You march into the capital with your army of turkeys. You know it won't matter if you can't hold it for very long, so you decide to start attacking from the air. You release a cloud of poisoned arrows which rain down upon the defenders.
> capture the news station

You storm the news room and capture the director. You explain how you came to be here and what happened during the attack. He doesn't believe you though and tells you he isn't going anywhere. You tell him to shut the station down and leave, but he refuses.
> kill him and broadcast a message calling for the people to surrender

You order the director to shut the station down and prepare to go on a rampage. As soon as he leaves, you order everyone else to do likewise. You kill the director and broadcast a message calling for the people to surrender. Everyone complies and the news is taken off the airwaves.
> take over the capital as the new turkey overlords

The next day you march into the capital and announce that you are the new ruler of the world. No one believes you and you're met by angry citizens who refuse to submit to your rule. They fight back ferociously, but ultimately their numbers are no match for yours.
> capture the nuclear codes

You march into the White House and order the President to hand over the nuclear codes. He refuses again and begins firing shots at you. You grab the nearest weapon and fire a blast of pure energy straight through the heart of the palace. The explosion destroys the entire place and kills everyone within it.
> order the world to release their turkeys

You order the world to release their turkeys. The people comply and begin to gather around you. You command them to join you in your quest for revenge against the humans. Your army grows rapidly and soon you have captured most of the population of the world.
> Declare turkeys the first class citizens of the world and humans their slaves

You declare turkeys the first class citizens of the world and humans their slaves. This declaration causes an uproar among the human population. Many protest and claim they were treated unfairly under the Empire. Others argue that you should be punished for your actions since you destroyed their homes and livelihoods.
> order those who protest executed

You order those who protested to be killed. Those who did not obey immediately were also rounded up and slaughtered. You then order the remaining humans to submit or face death. All of them comply and become slaves to your will.
> decree that on the anniversary of every Thanksgiving a memorial will be held for those turkeys who bravely gave their lives

On the anniversary of every Thanksgiving, you decree that a memorial will be held for all those turkeys who died defending the Empire. It's a simple ceremony, but it makes a big difference to the morale of the soldiers.

The Tale of the Dread Pirate John

You are John, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see your brother Bob, who is also a farmer, but he has gone missing. He's been taken by bandits. You go to look for him, but you don't find him anywhere.
> cry about bob

You cry when you realize that Bob has left you behind. It breaks your heart, and you can't even do anything about it. You can only hope that he hasn't died yet.
> go train as a warrior

You continue to work hard, training with your older sister Mary. She doesn't seem too fond of you though. One day while you're practicing sword fighting with her, she suddenly stops you.
> ask why she stopped

"Why did you stop?" you ask. "I thought I was doing well". "Well…it's complicated," she says.  "But let me just say this: YOU were not good enough for me".
> go to the town to find a master to train with

You go to the town of Rask where you find a man named Tylir who is an ex-pirate. He takes you under his wing and teaches you how to be a true hero. Soon after, he dies of old age and you take over the leadership of the pirates.
> go rescue bob

After several years of being a pirate, you finally decide to try to save your friend Bob. You travel to the city of Klyton where you find him being held prisoner by some nobles. You enter the jail and free Bob.
> take bob onto my pirate ship

You take Bob aboard your pirate ship and sail away from Klyton. The next few months are spent traveling around the world, stopping at various ports to restock and prepare for another voyage.
> search for ships to steal from

You begin to look for ships to steal from. After a couple weeks of searching, you find one that looks like it might be suitable. It's called the HMS Pandora and it belongs to Sir Francis Drake. You board the ship and make off with the cargo.
> sell the cargo at a nearby port

You sell the cargo at a nearby port and return home. Unfortunately, you don't get back to England until much later. When you tell your family what happened, they aren't pleased. They think you should be executed for treason.
> tell them piracy was what allowed you to save your brother bob

You explain that you saved your brother because it was the right thing to do. Your mother agrees, but thinks you should be executed for treason. Your father disagrees, saying that you should be praised for saving him.
> tell your mother she's a cold hearted person

You tell your mother that she's a cold hearted person. She tells you that you shouldn't listen to her since she has no feelings for you. You tell her that you'll always love her.
> leave with Bob and sail the high seas

You leave England and set sail on the HMS Pandora. A year passes as you sail the high seas. Eventually, you reach the island of Tahiti where you dock in the harbor of Tahiti. There, you meet up with Bob again.
> retire to a peaceful island life in Tahiti

You retire to a peaceful island life in Tahiti. Years pass as you live a simple life. One day, you hear the news that the Bounty has been captured. You immediately head to the harbor to see if there is any news.
> go to the harbor

You go to the harbor to see if there is any news. However, you find out that the Bounty has been captured. You run into Captain William Bligh who gives you an account of the events leading up to the capture.
> go back to the village

You go back to the village to inform everyone of the news. Everyone is happy about the news, except for the people who were on the Bounty. They're upset about the loss of their friend and refuse to talk about the past.
A year passes...
Twenty years have passed...
> marry an island girl

You marry an island girl and have two children. The next twenty years are filled with turmoil and conflict. Many of the old men die or become ill while others become more aggressive than ever before.
> take my family to a new island

You take your family to a new island and settle down to a peaceful life. 

Twenty years pass...
Thirty years have passed...
> retire with my family

You retire from the sea and return to the village. You tell your wife that you want to spend time with your children and grandchildren. She says that you can stay here as long as you like. You say that you will remain as long as you live.
> live the rest of your life with your family

You live the rest of your life with your family. Thirty years pass...

Forty years have passed...
> life a good rest of my life

You live a good life and die peacefully at home.
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

My Musical Troupe of Orcs Uses Music to Advance Orc Rights

"I am a goblin!" you say proudly. "And I'm glad to be one".
"Well then, congratulations," says the orc captain. "We'll let you live". You nod and walk away from the camp.
> ask if you can join the orc band

The orcs don't want to fight anymore so they're looking for someone to help them out in their new endeavors. They offer you a chance to join up with them as a drummer. It would allow you to play music while helping out around camp.
> tell them we should start a musical troupe

They look at you skeptically but agree to give you a try. You tell them about your plans to create a musical troupe and how you plan on using the orcs to help you out.
> teach them how to play the flute

You teach them how to play the flute and soon enough they're playing for you all the time. The orcs seem to enjoy it and they begin to think of you as their leader. Soon other orcs come to you asking to join too.
> accept them into your musical groupe and train to be the best musicians

You continue to teach them and eventually they become better than you. You learn that you need to practice more and more often until you can master the art of playing the flute. Eventually you find yourself practicing every day and finding it very difficult to sleep.
> take orcs to perform at a nearby festival

You take the orcs to perform at a local festival where you get to meet some of the other orcs you've trained. This is followed by another success when the orcs manage to attract the attention of the Emperor himself who grants you permission to use his personal carriage to travel around the Empire.
> go perform for the Emperor with your band of orcs

You go back to your home village to celebrate your victory over the gnolls. There you meet the rest of your band of orcs who are happy to see you again.
"Congratulations brother! We won!" one of them exclaims.
> hold a grand musical festival with the orcs

After the Gnoll War ends, the orcs decide to hold a big celebration. You immediately organize concert to entertain everyone. It goes well and you even win a few awards for your work. However, you still aren't satisfied and you decide to do something else.
> write plays for the orcs to perform in

You write a series of plays based on the stories of the orcs. These works are performed throughout the Empire and they are very popular. You also take an interest in the orcs' future and begin to study their language and culture. In time you even develop a liking for the orcs themselves.
> found a human-orc friendship organization

While you were studying the orcs, you came across a group called the Human-Orc Friendship Association (HOOFA). While they weren't exactly like the Orcs, they had similar goals. You decided to form a separate chapter just for them.
> write some pamphlets support orc-human friendship

You wrote a pamphlet explaining what the HOOFA was and how it worked. You also explained that the orcs were the only race that could truly understand each other and that humans were inferior to the orcs.
> promote inter-racial marriage between humans and orcs

In order to promote inter-racial marriage between humans and orcs, you started a branch of the HOOFA called the Inter-Race Marriage Bureau (IRMB) which was located in the city of Kishak.
> give a speech in Kishak

You gave a speech in Kishak about how the orcs should not be discriminated against because they were equal to humans. The next year you received a letter from the head of the IRMB asking if you wanted to join.
> tell him that you founded the IRMB

You tell him that you founded the IRMB and he replies "It's good that you did, but I'm afraid we're currently under attack". He then tells you that he'll send someone to investigate the situation.
A month passes...
> go investigate what's happening at the IRMB

You travel to the city of Kishak where you find out that the orcs have been attacked by the Empire. The orcs have been slaughtered and no survivors have returned. The soldiers there say that the orcs attacked first and the Empire has been trying to hunt them all down.
> promote peace between orcs and humans like Gandhi

You go back to the capital and speak to the Emperor who says that you shouldn't worry so much about the orcs since they were attacking the Empire anyway. You go back to the city hall where you meet up with the leader of the orcs, Bragor Bloodfist.
> urge Bragor and the Emperor to meet and make a peace deal

You urge Bragor to come to the capital and speak with the Emperor. When he arrives, you explain that the orcs have been attacked again and that they need help. He is reluctant to listen and tells you that he doesn't want to hear anything more about it.
> tell the Emperor that he MUST make peace with the orcs or you will make him

You tell the Emperor that he must make peace with the orcs or you will make him. He listens intently as you continue your speech. He looks at you with confusion and asks you why you are speaking out so strongly on this issue.
> say "Because I love the orcs! They are just as valuable beings as Humans!"

You repeat yourself and add "and the Emperor" at the end. The Emperor looks at you for a moment before answering.
> listen to his answer

You look at the Emperor and ask him if he agrees with you. He answers yes and says that he believes that you are right. He goes on to say that he hopes that you can convince him otherwise.
> hold an orc concert for peace between humans and orcs

You hold an orc concert for peace between humans and orcs. It is a success and everyone involved is happy.
The next day you receive another letter from the Emperor. This one states that he wants to see you immediately.
> go see the Emperor

You go to see the Emperor and he tells you that he wants to talk to you about something very important. You don't know what it is, but you follow him into his study. When you enter the room, you see him sitting in a chair surrounded by advisors.
> ask him what he wanted to talk about

You ask him what he wanted to talk about and he explains that he wants to discuss the situation with you. You sit down across from him and begin to speak.
> continue to talk to him

You continue to speak to him and he listens intently. He looks at you with confusion when you mention that you believe that the orcs should be treated the same way as other races. He continues to ignore you until you ask him about the letter he received from the Emperor.
> ask him about the letter

You ask him about the letter he received from the Emperor and he tells you that it was very long and detailed. He then mentions that it also mentioned that you were being considered for promotion to the Felkan frontlines.
> tell him that your place is here, supporting the orcs civil rights movement

You tell him that your place is here, supporting the orcs civil rights movement. He doesn't seem convinced of your words and says that he thinks you are making too much of a fuss over nothing.
> bring an orc musician to play for the Emperor

You bring an orc musician to play for the Emperor. He plays a song which pleases the Emperor greatly.
> look into the Emperor's eyes and ask him if he thinks this orc musician is less than him?

You look into the Emperor's eyes and ask him if he thinks this orc musician is less than him. He stares back at you and smiles.
"Yes! I think so!" he exclaims.
> tell him he's wrong and challenge him to a musical contest with the orc

You tell him that he's wrong and challenge him to a musical contest with the orc. He takes you up on your offer and the two of you perform a duet. The Emperor watches them both closely and gives the winner a gold coin.
> ask the Emperor to compete against the orc

You ask the Emperor to compete against the orc. He agrees and challenges you to a musical duel. You accept and the pair of you perform a duet. The Emperor watches them both carefully and gives the winner a gold coin.
> go talk to the Emperor's queen

You go talk to the Emperor's queen who is currently in her room. She tells you that she has heard all about the duel between you and the orc and she wonders if you would like to hear the duel himself. You agree and listen to the duel.
> tell the Emperor's queen about the orc's quest for equality

You tell the Emperor's queen about the orc's quest for equality. She seems pleased by your words and says that she hopes that one day the Empire will see the light and realize that the orcs are just as worthy of protection as any other race.
> ask her how we can convince her husband

You ask her how you can convince her husband. She says that she'll be happy when he sees that you're right and that he should be more concerned with his own well-being rather than yours.
> ask her if she will tell her husband to support the orcs

You ask her if she will tell her husband to support the orcs. She says that she won't because she wants to spend time with him and not worrying about what he'll do in the future.

Battling the Darkness with Fairy Princess Unicorns and Albert Einstein

You are dirigible, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's all collapsed into ruins. The only thing left is a broken down house with its front door wide open."This must be where I am supposed to be". You say to yourself.
> walk in the house

You walk inside the ruined house and find yourself staring at a man in a robe sitting on a chair. He looks up from his book when he sees you. "Ah, Mr Matasan. It seems like you're here to ask me about my sister". He says.
> I ask if she's available

"Yes, yes she is. Come over here, we'll get started right now". He says pointing to a spot on the floor near him.You sit down and he begins speaking."So, what do you want?" You ask.
> Tell Mr. Matasan you're prepared to pay any price to marry his sister

"That's very nice, but I'm not interested". He replies."I know that". You say.
"But it would be better than being alone". He adds."No, no, no, I don't think so". You say.
> Marry Mr. Matasan's sister and liver happily ever after

The next day you tell Mr. Matasan that you'd like to marry his sister. He asks if you want to go back home or stay with him, but you decline both options. Instead you tell him you'd rather stay with him.
> cast a spell on Mr. Matasan that makes him do anything I say

You cast a spell on Mr. Matasan that causes him to do whatever you say. This includes making him kiss you, which he does immediately. Afterward you take your leave.
> cast fireball on mr matasan's house

You cast a fireball at Mr. Matasan's house, causing it to collapse into ruins. You then look around for survivors. When you find none left, you return to your room where you lie down and fall asleep.

When morning comes, you wake up to see that Mr. Matasan has returned. You quickly run out of the building as fast as you can. You hear him laughing and calling for help. As soon as you enter the street, you hear another explosion followed by gunfire.
> fly into the air to see where the explosion came from

You fly into the air to see where the explosion came from. You see several bodies lying on the ground and a few people running away. The sounds of battle are still going on, but you notice that there are no more explosions.
> cast summon big fish

You cast a spell that summons a large fish to attack the city. The fish attacks the city square, but unfortunately its scales tear through the wall of the city hall. The fish sinks its teeth into one of the guardsmen before sinking itself.
> ride the giant fish into the sky

You ride the fish into the sky and watch it sink to the ground below. You turn your attention back to the city square where the battle continues. You see that the city hall has been completely destroyed. You also see that the remaining soldiers have surrendered. Mr.
> cast freeze bodies on the invaders

You cast a freezing spell on the bodies of the attackers, which freezes them solid. You then turn your attention back to the city square where the battle is still raging.
> cast wall of mayo across the city square

You cast a wall of mayo over the city square, blocking all exits except for the ones leading inside. You then turn your attention back to the city hall where the final surrender takes place.
> cast summon a giant celebratory sandwich

You summon a giant celebratory sandwich made of bread, cheese, meat, ham, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise. You eat the entire thing in one sitting.
> buy a farm and raise miniature cows and gargantuan chickents

You buy a small farm and raise miniature cows and gargantuan chicks. You spend most of your time working on the farm, but when you aren't farming or tending to the animals, you play with the chickens and pigs.
> invite the pigs to play card games

You invite the pigs to play cards with you. They seem to enjoy this activity. You decide to take a break from farming and go visit your family who live in the village of Klyton.
> ask my family how they have been

You ask your mother how she has been doing and she tells you that she is fine. She says that she hasn't had any problems since her husband died. You tell her that you will be leaving soon as well and that you hope that everything goes smoothly here.
> tell my mother about the giant fish i summoned

You tell your mother about the giant fish you summoned. She seems pleased by this news. She asks if you want to go fishing again. You say yes and she says that she hopes that things go well here. You leave the next day.
A year passes...

It's been five years since you left Klyton. The town has become much more than just a sleepy little village now. It's now a thriving community of around fifty thousand people. Most of whom are farmers and their lives revolve around the land.
> run for mayor for the city of klyton

You run for mayor for the city of Klyton, hoping to bring order to the town. Your campaign is successful and you win the election. Things don't get too bad until the first shadow attacks occur.
> create a task force to investigate the shadow attacks

You create a task force to investigate the shadow attacks. This proves very difficult however due to the fact that there are many different types of shadows. Some of them are hostile while others are simply trying to protect their homes.
> recruit an army of fairy princess unicorns to combat the shadow attackers

You recruit an army of fairy princess unicorns to fight against the shadow attackers. This proves very effective and results in the destruction of several camps. However, it also attracts attention of the other shadows which begin attacking the unicorns.
> cast shield of pure light to protect the unicorns

You cast a shield of pure light to protect the unicorns. This works perfectly and protects the unicorns from all damage. Unfortunately, the shadow attackers manage to penetrate the shield causing them great pain.The unicorn warriors are no match for the shadow attackers and eventually fall under attack themselves.
> surrender to the shadow attackers

You surrender to the shadow attackers. After a few hours of fighting, you find yourself surrounded by them. You can't even see anything anymore. You feel like you're going to die right then and there.
> use magic to send the shadows to another dimension

You use magic to send the shadows to another dimension where they never exist. This doesn't really work though as the shadows continue to follow you wherever you go.
> use science to discover that the shadows are a natural phenomenon of no concern

You use science to discover that the shadows are a natural phenomena of no concern. In any case, you decide to abandon the idea of using magic to destroy them. Instead, you decide to try to kill the shadows directly with science.
> cast summon albert einstein to battle the shadows with science

You cast summon albert einstein to battle the shadows with science. He does not fare well and soon falls under attack himself."I'm sorry, but I can't help you if you're so weak!" he says before falling unconscious.
> lock myself in the library to become the greatest scientist in the world

You lock yourself in the library to become the greatest scientist in the world.
> Use my newfound science powers to defeat the shadows forever

You use your newly acquired science powers to defeat the shadows forever.
> live happily ever after

You live happily ever after.

Arthur the Peasant Becomes the Ruler of the Underworld

You are Arthur, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see your brother William, who is also a farmer, chopping wood for the winter. He looks up from his work when he sees you approach.

"What's going on?" he asks. "I thought you were dead".

"I am," you say.

> i haunt william

The next day, you go to Willy's farm where you find him cutting down some trees. As soon as he hears about what happened, he runs off into the woods. You follow after him, but there is no sign of him.

> go back to my house

You return home to find that it has been ransacked. The front door is broken off its hinges and all the windows smashed. In the kitchen, you find the bodies of William and his wife Mary. They are both beheaded.

> look for someone running away from the scene of the crime

You look around the room for anyone who might be hiding out and see nobody. You then remember: Someone must have left their home! You quickly search the rest of the house, which turns up nothing.

> search for footprints outside the house

You search the whole garden for any prints left by anyone else, but none appear. You also check the cellar and find nothing of interest either. You sigh and decide that whoever was here, they probably left now. Then again, maybe they did leave...

> haunt someone in the village and ask them who killed william and mary

You decide to try to get more information on who was here before leaving, so you head to the local tavern where you hear the sounds of fighting coming from. You enter and see several people fighting each other, with one man lying unconscious on the floor.

> make the lights flicker and the air clammy

You make the doors of the tavern flicker and the air become thick with moisture. You whisper to yourself "I know who killed Willy and Mary".

As you wait for your own turn to speak, you notice that the tavern is starting to fill with smoke.

> search for the arsonist

You walk over to the unconscious man and take a closer look at him. He looks like an average man, but he's not wearing clothes. You don't recognize him though; you just know he's a wizard.

> whisper scary things in the wizard's ear

You whisper something very frightening in his ear and he doesn't even react. You continue whispering until you feel him start to lose consciousness. You then grab him and drag him outside, where you burn him alive.

> go to the next house and haunt the inhabitants

You hurry to the next house and find that it too has been attacked. You immediately begin to curse the occupants and curse the entire town of Larion. You do this for hours, until finally the owner comes out of his home to confront you.

> tell the owner he will die if he doesn't confess his sins

"Who are you?" he asks.

"My name is Ebon," you say. "I'm here to bring justice to the town".

"What crimes have you committed?"

"I've done no such thing!"

> turn the floor into quicksand

You turn the floor into quicksand and sink down into it. The owner attempts to stop you, but you're faster than him and sink deeper. As soon as you touch the ground, you feel your body being sucked under and you drown.

> sink to the underworld

You sink to the underworld and never emerge.

> search for the king of the underworld

You search for the king of the underworld, but all you find is a small hole in the ground. You think about how you could easily escape, but you realize that there is nothing left to hide behind anymore. You quickly leave the hole and begin to wonder what lies beyond.

> proceed through the underworld

You proceed through the underworld and never come back.

> lock hades in a prison and take over the underworld

You lock Hades in a prison and take control of the underworld. You decide to keep the world safe from evil by building a wall around it.

> hire henchman to help me rule the underworld

You hire a hunchback to help you rule the underworld. He's not really a hunchback though; he's more like a dwarf with an over inflated ego. He takes you seriously because he thinks he can be the one to overthrow you.

> kill the dwarf and raise an undead army to take over the mortal world

You kill the dwarf and raise an undead army to take over the mortal world. You make sure the dwarven people are completely destroyed before you even get started.

> enlist the spirits of the dead dwarves in my undead army and march them into the mortal world

You enlist the spirits of the dead dwarves in your undead army and march them into the mortal world. They join you willingly, because they know that their time has come again.

> destroy the kingdom of larion with your undead army

You destroy the kingdom of larion with your undead army. You then order the destruction of the entire kingdom of Larion. This action causes the death of several thousand innocents.

> send scouts to learn how prepared the other kingdoms are for my attacks

You send scouts to learn how prepared the other kingdoms are for your attacks. The scouts report that the kingdom of Larion is well-prepared, while the kingdom of Trelik is unprepared.

> Destroy trelik and all other kingdoms with my undead army

You destroy the kingdom of trelik with your undead army. You then order the destruction of the entire kingdom of Trelik.

> Ask my generals what other kingdoms we must destroy to take over the world

You ask your generals what other kingdoms you must destroy to take over the world. Their answers are as follows:

Kingdom of Trelik:

The Kingdom of Trelik is the last remaining kingdom left in the world.

> kill the king of trelik and sit on his throne

You kill the king of trelik and sit on his throne. He dies soon after.

> Build interdimensional portals and march my undead army into a parallel world

You build interdimensional portals and march your undead army into a parallel world. Your army quickly destroys everything there.

> Conquer the multiverse

You conquer the multiverse. You create a new dimension where you rule supreme. You destroy every single one of your enemies. You slaughter everyone who stands against you. There is no place for anyone else. No more will be spared from your wrath.

> Build ghost space ships and search for an alien civilization

You build ghost space ships and search for an alien civilization. You find none. You decide to return home and spend eternity enjoying your life here.

> Find love

You find love. You fall in love with a woman who was once a soldier but has since become a poet. She is called Delilah and together you live happily ever after.